Monday, May 18, 2009

For Perriface

Quality:

Andy Samberg montage for Perriface since she lives under a rock.  Or for anyone else who wants a nice compiled list of the greatest SNL videos ever...esp for people in countries not fortunate enough to have SNL...but then you probably don't have Hulu either so you won't be able to view them.. I don't think china likes that either.. subversive material 

Talk to corporate, LIKE A BOSS, Hit on deborah, LIKE A BOSS, Bomb the Russians, LIKE A BOSS.......Soo..thats a normal day for you then?   No Doubt.   You chop your balls off and die?  Hell yes,.... I'm the boss..








I think I love him...mmm...

oh and two others for good measure...



oops I actually meant this one:



Sunday, May 17, 2009

Wear it Chief

In the last 24 hours I:

1. Spent an hour trying to decode the pictograms on the Ranier caps, a legit drinking activity
2. Rear ended a taxi
3. Made delicious mexican at 3 am and did not burn anything down
5. Shot two consecutive bulls eyes while simultaneously playing pool
6. Laughed at Teebs trying to hit on his supervisor
7. Wore it
8. Left my boots on the bus, then ran after the bus yelling till it stopped causing a scene
9. Spent the equivalent of four hours of wages on cheese at pike place
10. Got a job
11. Applied to teach in spain for a year

Sincerely,

Mundtface

For clarification... I didn't rear end the car, Derek did

VegAAS

VegASS...from a really long time ago...

My time at CMC before we drove out was basically a repeat of a typical college day: got into the airport, was picked up by Yohei, went to Ralphs, Purchased alcohol, grilled and drank on green beach, went to the apartments, blacked out, woke up on a couch (I think it was Kauhrana's) to Abby calling me at five am, stumbled back to Abby's, drove to vegas while drinking to keep my buzz at a non-hangover level.


The highlights of vegas were definitely Rehab, Bare and then the night we went out. oh and I didn't mention the MOST IMPORTANT HIGHLIGHT. wait for it....I got to eat In-n-out. NEI LEPSHI


Rehab: we got a Cabana since there were 8 of us, about 70 each, which was the way to go for sure since all of that 70 goes towards drinks and then you don't have to pay cover. We made friends with our neighbors who were very liberal with their Dom, and had awesome stories about getting kidnapped by MILF in the Philippines (thats the rebel group not the normal abbreviation). My not-ever-sobering-up plan didn't work so well since it made me more prone to passing out, which I did three times. It just looked like I was sunbathing though so it took them quite a while for the rest to figure out that I was asleep. Afterward I drunkenly ordered Ali to drive us to In-N-Out, which was the greatest experience of my life to this date. Better than the time when I found 3 grand.
Where: Hard Rock Hotel (off the Strip) $ 15-25 cover, $ 500 cabanas


The mothership of fun

me "tanning" at Rehab

Bare: Bare is the swanky "adult" pool in the Mirage; there's a daily person limit so on crowded days you either have to be hot as a girl or have enough money to pay the exorbitant 50 dollar cover for guys. We again got a day bed since we're pimps. The place got a bit over crowded since it was a saturday but it was pretty fun people watching since there were lots of trashy girls with their tops off making out with people. This one girl went through five different guys, and then the attendant told her she had to leave...it was hilarious.

Where: Bare at the Mirage, on the strip. $100 for chairs, 600 for day bed, 2,000 for cabana

Pure: Had a slight bit of trouble getting into Pure since the line was uber long and Perriface and I don't deal well with lines, but we luckily got behind a group that was getting ushered in VIP and just went with them. Pure is kinda a bitch to get in unless you have reservations or a table, or you are wiley like us. Wandered around for a while then found a table on the roof bar with a few cool canadian guys down from Winnipeg. Well, two of them were cool, but the one I got stuck talking to was an Emo, luckily he could take a hint and wandered off sloppily to find another girl who might possibly like his heavily manicured and highlighted hair, if there is such a girl, I doubt it. We all called him highlights the rest of the night..even his friends, I'm thinking the name might stick even after they go home.

Canadians

View of the Strip from our table

In the Jungle outside of Jet